My Instagram Explore Feed Hates Me

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Pluming ‘Ell

I felt like a queen dashing in and out of The Langham, whilst the doormen tended to my suitcase, in this luminous plume and sassy fringed heels. A QUEEN, I TELL YE!

My Mind-Blowing Mongolian Biker

After bagging this babe’ing Mongolian Biker, I left the store elevated by endorphins with only the slightest tinge of guilt and shame. A lot like how you feel after you’ve serviced yourself, supplemented with some online materials from websites I shan’t promote on this ‘ere blog.

Velvety Awesomeness

The cropped, padded, velvety, Michelin Man MEGA MAJAH-NESS that is this Topshop Unique Bomber Jacket is now mine. Dis love is da realest.