5 Unavoidable Stages of Holiday Prep

The time of the year has arrived in which I shed all body hair, shed my many, many layers of Palmers Cocoa Butter Gradual Tan* and shed no pounds whatsoever. (Not for want of trying. Well, actually, I didn’t try. I just chose to sit on my already-beach-body-by-definition ass and eat chocolate instead.) Yup: it’s holiday time, baby. ?
(*totes collaboration/sponsorship material. I solemnly swear to continue to wear you daily, but would *love* to forgo the expenditure. COME AT ME, PALMERS! #pieandfashxpalmers) ph. via line-mag

In Defence of Not Douching

How does that inspirational, popular-on-the-gram quote go? ‘If a guy can’t handle your asshole at its worst, then he doesn’t deserve it at its best.’ Yep, I think that’s it.

Do The Hippy Shake

I LOVE THIS CO-ORD SO MUCH I WANT TO MARRY IT!*
*The remarkability of this exclamation is put into perspective once you know that I have no plans to marry. It’s money I’d rather spend on my closet.

Pie & Fash X Topshop Competition

Soooo, no biggie but glorious ol’ Toppers contacted me recently and gave me the opportunity to gift a Pie & Fash reader a £200 voucher. Did I say no biggie? Sorry I meant: HOW AMAZING IS IT THAT TOPSHOP HAVE GIVEN ME A £200 VOUCHER TO GIVE TO ONE OF YOU GUYS? Major. So major. Deets within.