Ribbed For Your Pleasure

I think we can all agree: this feather jacket is real fucking jazzy. (Photo by Tiger)

Pink To Make Your Self-Esteem Wink ?

I don’t mean to brag (okay, I do), but I look (and feel) tha ? diggity in this gloriously peachy get-up. SUITED AND CUTE’D, BAYBEH. (Photo by Tiger)

Here’s What Happened When, After London Fashion Week, I Shit Myself

Why’s the poop emoji so smug? What’s a poo pod? Did I shit myself at LFW? Do selfie sticks have more use than one? These questions, and more, answered within. (Photo via themesltd, edited by me)

Grab Your Cape, You’ve Pulled

In which I make the case for the notorious ‘investment piece’: the fringed cape.

Andy Pandy: Unintentional Style Hero

When a jumpsuit is so damn good, it has you walking on air. #forrealtho

I Had An Abortion And – Guess What! – I Feel Totally Fine About It

Question: is it weird to joke with your pregnant friends about the ferocity of your pre-abortion morning sickness? This and other questions answered within. (Photo via Pinterest)

I Can’t Get Enough of Your Fluff, Baby

When bad poses happen to good people, and even better clothes.

Why Fashion Week Makes Me Feel A Bit Shit

“Oh, you wanna photograph me? Sorry, I’m just tryna distract myself from the awkward humiliation of having no fashion week allies by cyber stalking people I don’t know on Instagram. BRB.” (ph by Cornel Petrus)