Why Are Your Early Twenties So Shit?

“Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality.” Cara looks how I feel, ‘cept 200 times better. Obvz.

My Totally Realistic Christmas List

Top of my list? Ridiculously rad Ruth Melbourne Swarovski crystal nipple pasties, ofc.

The Unfashionable Truth About Fashion Week

Fashion Week as lived vicariously through Daily Mail, Vogue, Elle and Twitter looks positively majestic, but let me assure you that this view is one seen through rose-tinted glasses. Probs Miu Miu.

Marabou You, Whore

Denim shorts and killer heels are one of my all time fave pairings.

Bird is the Word

I love FEATHERS. My wardrobe is awash with feathery, fluffy, furry goodness and my god what I’d give to spend my days rolling around in it all.

The Struggle

The job hunt struggle is real. All too real. You spend some time in employment and you almost forget about the soul-destroying, all-consuming noxious grey cloud that lingered over you for months beforehand, penetrating your very being and slowly crushing all the aspirations you’d ever had. Okay, okay – crushing the one aspiration I’d ever had.

Grab Your Boyfriend (Jacket)

I love these heels – I just adore them – so I’m, understandably, wearing ’em with errthang. I’ve also got the major feels for this boyfriend jacket.