Photoshoot: The Big Pink

S/O to Moschino nipple belts, very Jodie Marsh circa 2003.

Caps and Slacks

I am fully aware that my hat could evoke a great deal of indifference amongst guys and dolls across the land but I actually adore it. I think I love it even more because so many people vehemently dislike it. Classic me.

White Leather Weather

This post is a bit photo heavy but that’s because I literally can’t get enough of my white leather trousers. Yep, you heard right: white leather trousers, AKA the DREAM.

Fluff Monsta

I love fluff. Fluff, fluff, fluff. If it’s furry and it fits, it will be mine. Even if it doesn’t fit, it will be mine.

What I Wear To WERK

It’s official: I dress like a kook. I spent part of last week dressed as a clown, part as a traffic cone and part as a boho builder.

Behold the Meadham Kirchhoff ‘Fur Heart’ Coat

STOP THE PRESS. Before I start nattering about all things nonsensical, I must share with you some absolutely brill news: I GOT MY HANDS ON THE MEADHAM KIRCHHOFF MONGOLIAN FUR HEART COAT!