Velvety Awesomeness

The cropped, padded, velvety, Michelin Man MEGA MAJAH-NESS that is this Topshop Unique Bomber Jacket is now mine. Dis love is da realest.

Netflix Break-Up Etiquette

The worst has happened: my ex has removed my profile from his Netflix account.

Camel Casj

Satisfaction [ satɪsˈfakʃ(ə)n ]
noun
1. the feeling one experiences when discovering a fedora and a blazer, bought from separate stores, are almost exactly the same shade of camel.

The Wax Chronicles: Hell-Raising Hair-Raising

I’ve searched high and low for a waxer that won’t break my bank balance, or my vagina. This shit is harder to come by than it sounds, and I’ve got the bruises to prove it.

Flares and Fluff

Fluff? Check. Flares? Check. Sass? Check. Ass? Check. I’m back in business, bay-beh!

Let’s Get To The Bottom of Rimming

Wrong hole or oh-so-right hole? I think it’s about high time that we have a frank and honest discussion about the elephant in the room and the tongue in the flume. That’s right: Rimming. (ph via Stephanie Gonot)

Internshits: When Do We Just Say ‘No’?

Downward spiralling, courtesy of the internship culture. Not even a mile-high mountain of Lanvin could save me from my fashion cupboard calamity.