THE SUN IS OUT. I repeat: THE SUN IS OUT. Soz for caps but this is such a rarity and I’m actually mildly excited about it. Today is an example of weather that I can get on board with; it’s sunny enough to look positively majestic but cold enough to save me from getting a sweat on.
Anyone who knows me knows that I am not leggy. Not one iota. Not at all. Standing at a mere 5’5″, I have been blessed with a large derriere and cursed with tiny tits. Okay, maybe ‘cursed’ is a bit strong but I do sometimes wish a smidgen of the fat from my ass could travel upward (not too much though ’cause I’m still hoping to pull Kanye and he’s clearly an ass man).