My Totally Realistic Christmas List

Top of my list? Ridiculously rad Ruth Melbourne Swarovski crystal nipple pasties, ofc.

The Unfashionable Truth About Fashion Week

Fashion Week as lived vicariously through Daily Mail, Vogue, Elle and Twitter looks positively majestic, but let me assure you that this view is one seen through rose-tinted glasses. Probs Miu Miu.

Marabou You, Whore

Denim shorts and killer heels are one of my all time fave pairings.

Bird is the Word

I love FEATHERS. My wardrobe is awash with feathery, fluffy, furry goodness and my god what I’d give to spend my days rolling around in it all.

The Struggle

The job hunt struggle is real. All too real. You spend some time in employment and you almost forget about the soul-destroying, all-consuming noxious grey cloud that lingered over you for months beforehand, penetrating your very being and slowly crushing all the aspirations you’d ever had. Okay, okay – crushing the one aspiration I’d ever had.

Grab Your Boyfriend (Jacket)

I love these heels – I just adore them – so I’m, understandably, wearing ’em with errthang. I’ve also got the major feels for this boyfriend jacket.

Lace On, Lace Up

My beloved marabou feather cardi has been well and truly used and abused – it’s looking a bit sad and sparse nowadays – but I’ll be damed if I stop wearing it before the final feather floats silently and sadly into the abyss. RIP ‘mazing marabou.

Rollin’ in Roses

“Daisy, why are you dressed as a trellis?” “Daisy, you look like an alternative power ranger”… Could you ask for better feedback on an outfit? I think not.