Firstly: these trews are hella comfy and I urge everyone to virtually march to Missguided and purchase a pair, pronto. Secondly: this feathered top is plumin’ marvellous and is also from Missguided. Thirdly: Birkenstocks give the appearance of comfort but for years now they have tirelessly torn my feet apart; anyone debating diving in the murky, Birky deep end, beware. Fourthly: I will still continue to wear Birkenstocks. I like how they allow my feet to be aired. Fifthly: Hats are the single most majestic and essential accoutrement known to mankind. Hats not only vitally shade us, they also up our sartorial game by approximately three thousand kudos. Lastly: cow-print should be considered in the same illustrious light we consider snakeskin and leopard print. Embrace it and become part of the moovement (see what I did there?).