For those of y’all who, like me, are in possession of an itty bitty waist, offset by a juicy double and some equally juicy, can-kill-a-man-with-one-gentle-squeeze femurs; this wrapped skirt is THE SKIRT FOR YOU. Honestly. Trust me. OK, I can sense your hesitation all the way from over here, so allow me to elaborate. This ribbed baby needs to be yours because it: 1. emphasises that wispy waist, 2. let’s that big batty of yours shine like the star it is, 3. gives you the illusion of legginess with an ingeniously placed slit (and achieving legginess is no mean feat for this 5’5″ bottom-heavy blonde), and 4. is grey, and therefore goes with E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G. It’s springtime, it’s summertime, it’s autumn and it’s winter. It’s transitional and it transcends trends. Admittedly, it’s a little bit revealing, should you be the type to lunge your way down the high-street, but I prefer to think of it as airy. It provides my vagina with the wind circulation it’s been pining for ever since skinny jeans became a thing; so now I’m the owner of a really rad skirt and a pleasantly airy fairy. #vaginair #thatsoundslikeanairline
Psst… I forgot to mention: it’s only £12.50.