Hey Babycakes, Welcome To My Crib!
And by ‘crib’ I mean ‘rented flat’. And by ‘rented flat’ I mean ‘wardrobe’ because only 20 of the 192874039 disposable shots were usable. Huzzah! (Photo by Elvira, A.K.A. Bad Blogger)
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Cuffing Season 101: What It Is and Why I Gave The Fuck Up
Who needs to be cuffed when there’s perfectly good unwatched eps of The Real Housewives to be binged on?! Answer: Not I. Here’s what went down during my final cuffing season. (Photo by Charlotte Audrey) (This article was originally published on Fashion Fix Daily)
Why I’m Letting My Body Hair Grow Wild This Winter
It’s quite simple, really: the shorter the day’s get, the longer my hairs get. Legs. Pits. Fanny. The tuft trifecta, if you will. (Photo by Club Clitoris) (This article was originally published on Fashion Fix Daily)
In Defence of Being High Maintenance
In vegetative terms, I am this glitter dusted orange. (Photo by the very talented Charlotte Audrey Owen Meehan.)
I Gave Myself a Vajacial
In a bid to reinvigorate my fanny, I attempted to give myself a vajacial. Results within. (Photo via tumblr)
I Got Diarrhoea For Valentine’s Day
The worst happened: I monumentally blocked my boyfriend’s toilet.
What The Hell Is In My Bag?
I know you’ve asked yourself, probably more than once, “What DOES that chick lug around in that super cool backpack of hers?!” Fear not, my virtual friends, for I have answered your question. Once and for all. Via the medium of YouTube. LET’S DO THIS.
Story Time: I Go To Ridiculous Lengths For Clothes
Have you ever found yourself dialling the number of every River Island in the country in a bid to hunt down a jacket? No? Oh. Just me, then. (Photo by Maurizio Cattelan & Pierpaolo Ferrari)
Here’s What Happened When, After London Fashion Week, I Shit Myself
Why’s the poop emoji so smug? What’s a poo pod? Did I shit myself at LFW? Do selfie sticks have more use than one? These questions, and more, answered within. (Photo via themesltd, edited by me)
I Came, I Saw, I Unsuccessfully Contoured
In which my majestic friend, Gemma, and I attempt to navigate the murky brown waters of contouring. Spoiler alert: we don’t do it well.
Story Time: I’m Failing At Life
I DON’T ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT I’M DOING THOUGH. SOMEONE SEND FOR HELP. (ph via Charlotte Audrey Owen-Meehan, who is an artist you should *totally* check out because her art is v. colourful and v. awesome)
Why Are Periods So Taboo? Let’s Dive Into The Red Stuff
COME RIDE THE CRIMSON WAVE WITH ME and push a few haters off their boards on the way. (ph by Georgia Grace Gibson, who you should totally check out ’cause she’s crazy talented)
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