• cc: @ploomthelabel 💚
  • That butterfly bag is q literally bursting at the seams with Buscopan because a gals gotta be prepared. (Do Buscopan have brand ambassadors? How do I become one? I will gladly be the face and ass of gastro-intestinal troubles.)
  • Every facet of this ensemble (and every thread I have donned since the dawn on time) is linked via my bioOoOoo! So now you too can scream “oh fucking HELL!” every time you run your fingers through your hair, forget you’re wearing adult-sized hula hoops in your ears and nearly rip out a lobe in the process. Enjoy!!
  • The passion is unparalleled.
  • Consider this my bid to become the face (slash femurs) of Sally Hansen Airbrush Legs. That shit is The Bomb. Hit me up, Sal! My limbs would be nothing without you!!!
  • Playing dress-up (dress-down? dress-off? dress who? don’t know her) and serving Jodie Marsh circa 2004, aka the belt bra glory days.
  • Inadvertent thigh appreciation album.
  • The first in a series titled: How The Fuck Am I Going To Fit This In My Suitcase?!?!!
  • Understated. Incognito. Minimalist. Just a few of the words that have been used to describe me.
  • Sweat: the original highlight.

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  • cc: @ploomthelabel 💚
  • That butterfly bag is q literally bursting at the seams with Buscopan because a gals gotta be prepared. (Do Buscopan have brand ambassadors? How do I become one? I will gladly be the face and ass of gastro-intestinal troubles.)
  • Every facet of this ensemble (and every thread I have donned since the dawn on time) is linked via my bioOoOoo! So now you too can scream “oh fucking HELL!” every time you run your fingers through your hair, forget you’re wearing adult-sized hula hoops in your ears and nearly rip out a lobe in the process. Enjoy!!
  • The passion is unparalleled.
  • Consider this my bid to become the face (slash femurs) of Sally Hansen Airbrush Legs. That shit is The Bomb. Hit me up, Sal! My limbs would be nothing without you!!!
  • Playing dress-up (dress-down? dress-off? dress who? don’t know her) and serving Jodie Marsh circa 2004, aka the belt bra glory days.