We Need To Talk About Masturbation

*Chandler voice* Could there be a more perfect image for me?! A vagina, made of DAISIES. Genius. I digress… Join me as I march purposefully into the unchartered territory of female masturbation, and help me put it back on the MAP. OH YEAH. (ph. source unknown)

It’s Official: We’ve Hit The Pits

The armpits, that is. How the utter fuck is it possible that, in 2015, I am writing a blogpost on the follicular state of a woman’s under-arm? In the words of Queen: “Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no fucking escape from this bloody exasperating reality.” I may have ad-libbed those lyrics slightly.

Why Are We So Scared Of The F-Word?

Why the fuck are we so fucking afraid of the fucking f-word?! I’m not talking ’bout ‘fuck’, people. I’m talking ’bout FEMINISM. #causeafeministisafanfuckingtasticthingtobe #andifyoudontknownowyouknow