My Mind-Blowing Mongolian Biker

After bagging this babe’ing Mongolian Biker, I left the store elevated by endorphins with only the slightest tinge of guilt and shame. A lot like how you feel after you’ve serviced yourself, supplemented with some online materials from websites I shan’t promote on this ‘ere blog.

Velvety Awesomeness

The cropped, padded, velvety, Michelin Man MEGA MAJAH-NESS that is this Topshop Unique Bomber Jacket is now mine. Dis love is da realest.

Camel Casj

Satisfaction [ satɪsˈfakʃ(ə)n ]
noun
1. the feeling one experiences when discovering a fedora and a blazer, bought from separate stores, are almost exactly the same shade of camel.

OOTD: Spoil Sport

Today I’m digging the sports luxe vibes, complete with my trusty compadres Feather Bomber. Feather Bomber is slowly but surely on its way out and I feel untold amounts of sadness about it. I think I may have attachment issues.

S’up? It’s Sale Time, Shawty!

Ladies and gentleman, can I please have your attention. I’ve just been handed an incredible and life-changing news story. I need all of you to stop what you’re doing and listen. CANNONBALL! IT’S SALE TIME!

Jazz Pants

Feelin’ snazzy in some jazzy pants. This is my favourite kind of get-up: sassy enough to attract bemused sideway glances but also comfy enough to jazz split your way down the street. As you do.