The Feather Jacket My Wardrobe Has Been Waiting For

‘FUCK, how do I pose?! Mustn’t look at the cam. That never works out well for me. THE FLOOR! That’s it! LOOK AT THE FLOOR! All bloggers do it. It’s fine. Just act like there’s something real tasty down there. Maybe a 20 nugget box is waiting for you out of shot. That’s right. Now touch your face to suggest you’ve been captured in action. Deep and meaningful, Daisy. A-ha! NAILED IT.’

Ribbed For Your Pleasure

THIS SKIRT, man! So slinky. Slightly sporty. Ever so slitted. This baby is the definition of ‘ribbed for your pleasure’ and I, for one, am stoked about its arrival into my wardrobe.

Pluming ‘Ell

I felt like a queen dashing in and out of The Langham, whilst the doormen tended to my suitcase, in this luminous plume and sassy fringed heels. A QUEEN, I TELL YE!