4 Reasons Your Wardrobe Srsly Needs A Suit, As Illustrated By Me In 4 Slammin’ Suits
In which I wax lyrical about my metamorphosis from mere mortal to suit-clad superhero and implore you to join my well-dressed squadron.
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Hey Babycakes, Welcome To My Crib!
And by ‘crib’ I mean ‘rented flat’. And by ‘rented flat’ I mean ‘wardrobe’ because only 20 of the 192874039 disposable shots were usable. Huzzah! (Photo by Elvira, A.K.A. Bad Blogger)
How One Viral Photo Of My Nipples Sparked A Jewellery Collection
Disco tits! Glitter boobs! Bedazzled bangers! ICED GEMS! Swarovski slammers! Majestic mammaries! Blinged-up babylons! Jazzed-the-fuck-up jugs! Whatever you call ’em, they’re part of my collection with Ruth Melbourne.
I Tried On The Entirety Of Warehouse So That You Don’t Have To
I feel it’s only right to bestow upon you this crucial piece of clothes-based info: Warehouse is where it’s at. (This article was originally published on The Debrief)
I Tried On All The New Clothes In Monki So You Don’t Have To
It’s a hard job but someone’s got to do it. (This article was originally published on The Debrief)
Sale Shopping 101: How To Bag Bargain Swag
Pull up a seat and whip out your notebook because you’re about to be schooled in the art of sale shopping. (This article was originally published on Fashion Fix Daily)
I Finally Got My Mitts On My Dream Dress
A dress so good, it deserves its own post. So here it is. (Photo by Sophie Lake)
How To Dress For Winter While Keeping One Foot Firmly In Summer
It’s niche, sure, but necessary; here’s how to ace dressing for winter with the help of your sunshine regalia. (This article was originally published on Fashion Fix Daily)
Bras Are Out, Glitter Nipples Are In ✨
The time to deck your nips out in glitter is now, people. Consider your body a dance floor and your boobs the disco ball. ✨ (This article was originally published on Cosmopolitan)
All The Ways You Can Legit Wear Pyjamas From AM to PM
Current status: wearing pyjamas as standard daytime attire. And you know what? It’s the dreamiest decision I’ve ever made. (This article was originally published on ASOS Likes)
Making a Case for Culottes
The proportions of this get-up reminds me of a tiered dessert. A wedding cake, perhaps. But also of a toothpaste tube. Suffice to say, I feel very conflicted.
To Thong Or Not To Thong? That Is The Question
The thong: the underwear world’s most, ahem, divisive topic. But should the 00s favourite stay upon the velour-clad bums of yesteryear? Let’s unravel it. (This article was originally published on ASOS Likes)
