I Tried On The Entirety Of Warehouse So That You Don’t Have To
I feel it’s only right to bestow upon you this crucial piece of clothes-based info: Warehouse is where it’s at. (This article was originally published on The Debrief)
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Bras Are Out, Glitter Nipples Are In ✨
The time to deck your nips out in glitter is now, people. Consider your body a dance floor and your boobs the disco ball. ✨ (This article was originally published on Cosmopolitan)
Dream Cheating: What Does It Actually *Mean*?
Dream-cheating: what does it mean for your relationship? Join me as I explore the realms of subconscious, mid-slumber, sexy-time. Our journey begins with a threesome of Titanic proportions. (Photo via tumblr, edited by me)
We Need To Talk About Masturbation
*Chandler voice* Could there be a more perfect image for me?! A vagina, made of DAISIES. Genius. I digress… Join me as I march purposefully into the unchartered territory of female masturbation, and help me put it back on the MAP. OH YEAH. (ph. source unknown)
What Not To Do When Making a Sex Tape
We were on holiday near a place called Heraklion. I made a joke about premature herakulation and started referring to the holiday as our ‘holidaisy’. My ego was soaring. My fake tan was fresh. Conditions were great. We decided to make a sex tape… (ph. via Tumblr)
In Defence of Not Douching
How does that inspirational, popular-on-the-gram quote go? ‘If a guy can’t handle your asshole at its worst, then he doesn’t deserve it at its best.’ Yep, I think that’s it.
I Styled Up Six Outfits From Pretty Little Thing And They All Look SLAMMIN’
Little known fact: Pretty Little Thing is a treasure trove of properly pukka fashun finds. (This article was originally published on The Debrief)
I’ve Hacked The Street Style Algorithm: Here’s What To Wear To Get Papped
Guys, I’ve done it… The street style algorithm. I’VE ONLY GONE AND BLOODY CRACKED IT! Science within. (This article was originally published on The Debrief)
Sale Shopping 101: How To Bag Bargain Swag
Pull up a seat and whip out your notebook because you’re about to be schooled in the art of sale shopping. (This article was originally published on Fashion Fix Daily)
I Finally Got My Mitts On My Dream Dress
A dress so good, it deserves its own post. So here it is. (Photo by Sophie Lake)
Cuffing Season 101: What It Is and Why I Gave The Fuck Up
Who needs to be cuffed when there’s perfectly good unwatched eps of The Real Housewives to be binged on?! Answer: Not I. Here’s what went down during my final cuffing season. (Photo by Charlotte Audrey) (This article was originally published on Fashion Fix Daily)
Why I’m Letting My Body Hair Grow Wild This Winter
It’s quite simple, really: the shorter the day’s get, the longer my hairs get. Legs. Pits. Fanny. The tuft trifecta, if you will. (Photo by Club Clitoris) (This article was originally published on Fashion Fix Daily)
I Gave Myself a Vajacial
In a bid to reinvigorate my fanny, I attempted to give myself a vajacial. Results within. (Photo via tumblr)
Always Getting Ingrown Hairs? Here’s What You Should Do To Them
Back away from the tweezers and stop butchering your bikini line. The experts have dished on the most effective way to tackle those meddling ingrowns. (This article was originally published on ASOS Likes)
All The Ways You Can Legit Wear Pyjamas From AM to PM
Current status: wearing pyjamas as standard daytime attire. And you know what? It’s the dreamiest decision I’ve ever made. (This article was originally published on ASOS Likes)
