wearing and ruffling feathers since 2011
What happens in the past stays in the past, right? Well, not quite. Enter: Bella Hadid wearing... Jane Norman.
In which I describe my experience with Sertraline via the medium of Harry Potter references. (ph via Little Arrow Studio)
In which I wax lyrical about my metamorphosis from mere mortal to suit-clad superhero and implore you to join my well-dressed squadron.
And by 'crib' I mean 'rented flat'. And by 'rented flat' I mean 'wardrobe' because only 20 of the 192874039 disposable shots were usable. Huzzah! (photo by Elvira)
Disco tits! Glitter boobs! Bedazzled bangers! ICED GEMS! Swarovski slammers! Whatever you call 'em, they're part of my collection with Ruth Melbourne. (This article was originally published on The Debrief)
In a bid to reinvigorate my fanny, I attempted to give myself a vajacial. Results within. (ph via tumblr)
Join me as I explore the realms of subconscious, mid-slumber, sexy-time. Our journey begins with a threesome of Titanic proportions. (ph via tumblr, edited by me)
Question: is it weird to joke with your pregnant friends about the ferocity of your pre-abortion morning sickness? This and other questions answered within. (ph via pinterest)
The answer is simpler than you could ever imagine. (Uh-may-zing insult cake by Stephanie Gonot)
COME RIDE THE CRIMSON WAVE WITH ME and push a few haters off their boards on the way. (ph by Georgia Grace Gibson, who you should totally check out 'cause she's crazy talented)
Join me as I march purposefully into the uncharted territory of female masturbation, and help me put it back on the map. (ph source unknown)
We decided to make a sex tape. It did not go to plan.(ph via tumblr)
I knew in my bones that the impact of this ending would reverberate inside of me like a dastardly game of pinball. (ph via Fuentes Studio)
Craig David is a living, breathing angel... And other things I learned working at Radio 1.